ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
she woke up with a sticky ear
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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