I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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