when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
