you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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