I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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