you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I smell stomach acid.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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