We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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