You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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