Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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