Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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