yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
How does it feel to date your dad?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Randomize
