is wine microwaveable?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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