You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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