Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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