Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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