I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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