Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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