You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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