You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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