Say something about gay babies.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
this will be a night to untag.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
