Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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