butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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