i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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