I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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