dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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