Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
its not stalking. its research.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
BRING THE BAGELS
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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