i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
