The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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