You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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