the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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