he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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