That's intense
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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