jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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