Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
whose ass print is on the piano?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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