she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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