what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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