Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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