he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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