You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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