going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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