Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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