I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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