I cockslap morals
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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