btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
My underwear smells like fireworks.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
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