im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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