you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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