This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Randomize
