I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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