omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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