Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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